January 2012
armsoftheocean:
the reason why the world isn’t...
December 2011
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I can’t sleep, what is this bullshit? Oh yeah, it’s called my stupid life.
Anonymous asked: Every time a girl farts, it materializes into a vanilla-scented rabbit and hops away.
Anonymous asked: you reblog a lotta cats
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
Anonymous asked: what thrift stores do you shop at?
My mom said I look like a 13 year old boy. At least she said 13 and not 9 like everyone else.
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Anonymous asked: oma. . . i live in so cali c: i wish i was pretty enough for you :c
Anonymous asked: what state do you live in?
Anonymous asked: i've had a crush on you from tumblr FOR SO LONG. i am slowly falling in love with you everday c:
Anonymous asked: you're funny and cute, omg so do you have any wishes for the new year?
Anonymous asked: have you ever looked in the mirror?
Cross the line if you just wish you could have...
Anonymous asked: your whole family is funny
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My older brother is upstairs and he called the house phone, obviously no one answers because we think it’s stupid to call when you could just walk down the stairs. Then he used the answering machine as an intercom and said, “GIVE ME A CHERRY POPSICLE. LISTEN TO ME. I KNOW YOU’RE DOWNSTAIRS. I CAN HEAR ALL OF YOU FOR I AM GOD.”
omfggg
